Hamlet: " And therefore, as a stranger, give it welcome.   There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your...

Author's note: This was written in the mid-2000s, but I am unsure of the exact date. I have left the cultural references as they are...

What you put in, indeed, is what you get out. In 1984, I attended a computer camp where I learned the phrase Garbage In, Garbage Out....

As you know, I am a huge fan of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.